Clever Sayings about Life

Clever Sayings about Life

 I can't help but begin with, "life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words." a hilarious, yet an honestly said quote from Calvin and Hobbes. Clever sayings about life are lessons learned by fools who rushed in before us. Take these sayings at their word value as they may seem cynical and preachy. This witty collection of clever sayings on life will show you that 'life is just one of those things' as Murphy said! Read on...

Wise Quotes About Life

Life's biggest question is whether or not you're happy - not with others, but with yourself.

You can't dream too much; you can't do enough to make your dreams come true.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

Clever people master life; the wise illuminate it and create fresh difficulties.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable.

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.

And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years that matters.

Life is a glitch in the universal program; death is just the programmer's way of debugging.

Don't let schooling get in the way of your education.

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.

People who think they know what they're doing are especially annoying to those of us who do.

I don't know, I don't care, and it doesn't make any difference.

I should have known better; every happy moment in my life came from lying.

Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.

Clever Inspirational Quotes

To find what you seek in the road of life, the best proverb of all is that which says: "Leave no stone unturned." - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Every artist was first an amateur - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be - Horace Bushnell

True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home. - John Hay

Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul. - Rebecca West

Mistakes are the portals of discovery. - James Joyce

Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. - Eddie Rickenbacker

Make no little plans; they have no magic to stir men's blood...Make big plans, aim high in hope and work. - Daniel H. Burnham

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - Elbert Hubbard

There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. - Franz Kafka

Clever Phrases About Life

Clever PThese are my personal favorites. They are lines from ultimate Calvin and Hobbes, a sardonic comic about life, learning and loving. These clever quotes about life say a lot if you can read between the lines.

You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.

-What mood is that?

-Last-minute panic.

Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!

Careful. We don't want to learn from this. (by far, the best one!)

Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.

Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?

Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.

Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure. (You bet!)

I hope, these sayings on life have got you thinking. At the end, life is a scoop of happiness, topped with a dollop of challenges and to be eaten with a pinch of salt. Love life and live it the king's size!hrases About Life