Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

1.   "My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened." ~ Montaigne

2.   "Start off every day with a smile and get it over with." ~ W. C. Fields

3.   "The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return." ~ Arthur C. Clarke

4.   "If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything." ~ Mark Twain

5.   If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, "You are wrong." This method works every time." ~ Henry Link

6.   "If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito." ~ Unknown

7.   "If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns." ~ Unknown

8.   "And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years." ~ Abraham Lincoln

9.   "Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for anxiety and depression. It is a business asset. It attracts and keep friends. It lightens human burdens. It is the direct route to serenity and contentment." ~ Greenville Kleisser

Life is difficult for every one, what makes it easier for some is the attitude. Make sure you have your fighting spirits up and are courageous enough to face any challenges life offers.