Karma
Khushwant Singh
Sir Mohan Lal looked at himself in the mirror
of a first-class waiting room at the railway station. The mirror was obviously
made in India. The red oxide at its back had come off at several places and
long lines of translucent glass cut across its surface. Sir Mohan smiled at the
mirror with an air of pity and patronage.
“You are so very much like everything else in
this country—inefficient, dirty, indifferent,” he murmured.
The mirror smiled back at Sir Mohan.
“You are a bit all right, old chap,” it said.
“Distinguished, efficient—even handsome. That neatly trimmed mustache, the suit
from Saville Row with the carnation in the buttonhole, the aroma of eau de
cologne, talcum powder and scented soap all about you! Yes, old fellow, you are
a bit of all right.”
Sir Mohan threw out his chest, smoothed his
Balliol tie for the umpteenth time, and waved a good-by to the mirror.
He glanced at his watch. There was still time for a quick one.
“Koi hai?”
A bearer in white livery appeared through a wire-gauze door.
“Ek chota,” ordered Sir Mohan and sank into a large cane chair to drink and ruminate.
“Koi hai?”
A bearer in white livery appeared through a wire-gauze door.
“Ek chota,” ordered Sir Mohan and sank into a large cane chair to drink and ruminate.
Outside the waiting room Sir Mohan Lal’s
luggage lay piled along the wall. On a small gray steel trunk, Lachmi, Lady
Mohan Lal, sat chewing a betel leaf and fanning herself with a newspaper. She
was short and fat and in her middle forties. She wore a dirty white sari with a
red border. On one side of her nose glistened a diamond nose ring and she had
several gold bangles on her arms. She had been talking to the bearer until Sir
Mohan had called him inside. As soon as he had gone, she hailed a passing
railway coolie.
“Where does the zenana stop?”
“Right at the end of the platform.”
The coolie flattened his turban to make a
cushion, hoisted the steel trunk on his head, and moved down the platform. Lady
Lal picked up her brass tiffin carrier and ambled along beside him. On the way
she stopped by a hawker’s stall to replenish her silver betel-leaf case, and
then joined the coolie. She sat down on her steel trunk (which the coolie had
put down) and started talking to him.
“Are the trains very crowded on
these lines?”
“These days all trains are
crowded, but you’ll find room in the zenana.”
“Then I might as well get over
the bother of eating.”
Lady Lal opened the brass carrier and took out
a bundle of cramped chapattis and some mango pickle. While she ate, the coolie
sat opposite her on his haunches, drawing lines in the gravel with his finger.
“Are you traveling alone, sister?”
“No, I am with my master, brother. He is in the waiting room. He travels
first class. He is a vizier and a barrister, and meets so many officers and
Englishmen in the trains—and I amonly a native woman. I
can’t understand English and don’t know their ways, so I keep to my zenana
interclass.”
Lachmi chatted away merrily. She was fond of a
little gossip and had no one to
talk to at home. Her husband never had any time to spare for her. She lived in the upper story of the house and he on the ground floor. He did not like her poor, illiterate relatives hanging about his bungalow, so they never came. He came up to her once in a while at night and stayed for a few minutes. He just ordered her about in anglicized Hindustrani and she obeyed passively. These nocturnal visits had, however, borne no fruit.
talk to at home. Her husband never had any time to spare for her. She lived in the upper story of the house and he on the ground floor. He did not like her poor, illiterate relatives hanging about his bungalow, so they never came. He came up to her once in a while at night and stayed for a few minutes. He just ordered her about in anglicized Hindustrani and she obeyed passively. These nocturnal visits had, however, borne no fruit.
The signal came down and the clanging of the
bell announced the approaching train. Lady Lal hurriedly finished off her meal.
She got up, still licking the stone of the pickled mango. She emitted a long,
loud belch as she went to the public tap to rinse her mouth and wash her hands.
After washing, she dried her mouth and hands with the loose end of the sari,
and walked back to her steel trunk, belching and thanking the gods for the
favor of a filling meal.
The train steamed in. Lachmi found herself
facing an almost empty interclass zenana compartment next to the guard’s van,
at the tail end of the train. The rest of the train was packed. She heaved her
squat, bulky frame through the door and found a seat by the window. She
produced a two-anna bit from a knot in her sari and dismissed the coolie. She
then opened her betel case and made herself two betel leaves charged with a
red-and-white paste, minced betel-nuts, and cardamons. These she thrust into
her mouth until her cheeks bulged on both sides. Then she rested her chin on
her hands and sat gazing idly at the jostling crowd on the platform.
The arrival of the train did not disturb Sir
Mohan Lal’s sangfroid. He continued to sip his Scotch and ordered the bearer to
tell him when he had moved the luggage to a first-class compartment.
Excitement, bustle, and hurry were exhibitions of bad breeding, and Sir Mohan
was eminently well-bred. He wanted everything “tickety-boo” and orderly. In his
five years abroad, Sir Mohan had acquired the manners and attitudes of the upper
classes. He rarely spoke Hindustani. When he did, it was like an
Englishman’s—only the very necessary words and properly anglicized. But he
fancied his English, finished and refined at no less a place than the
University of Oxford. He was fond of conversation, and like a cultured
Englishman, he could talk on almost any subject—books, politics, people. How
frequently had he heart English people say that he spoke like an Englishman!
Sir Mohan wondered if he would be travelling
alone. It was a cantonment and some English officers might be on the train. His
heart warmed at the prospect of an impressive conversation. He never showed any
sign of eagerness to talk to the English, as most Indians did. Nor was he loud,
aggressive, and opinionated like them. He went about his business with an
expressionless matter-of-factness. He would retire to his corner by the window
and get out a copy of The Times. He would fold it in a way in which the name of
the paper was visible to others while he did the crossword puzzle. The Times
always attracted attention. Someone would like to borrow it when he put it
aside with a gesture signifying “I’ve finished with it.” Perhaps someone would
recognize his Balliol tie, which he always wore while traveling. That would
open a vista leading to a fairyland of Oxford colleges, masters, dons, tutors,
boat races, and Rugger matches. If both The Times and the tie failed, Sir Mohan
would “Koi hai” his bearer to get the Scotch out. Whisky never failed with
Englishmen. Then followed Sir Mohan’s handsome gold cigarette case filled with
English cigarettes. English cigarettes in India? How on earth did he get them?
Sure he didn’t mind? And Sir Mohan’s understanding smile—of course he didn’t.
But could he use the Englishman as a medium to commune with his dear old
England? Those five years of gray bags and gowns, of sports blazers and mixed
doubles, of dinners at the Inns of Court and nights with Piccadilly
prostitutes. Five years of a crowded, glorious life. Worth far more than the
forty-five in India with his dirty, vulgar countrymen, with sordid details of
the road to success, of nocturnal visits to the upper story and all-too-brief
sexual acts with obese old Lachmi, smelling of sweat and raw onions.
Sir Mohan’s thoughts were disturbed by the
bearer’s announcing the installation of the sahib’s luggage in a first-class
coupe next to the engine. Sir Mohan walked to his cope with a studied gait. He
was dismayed. The compartment was empty. With a sigh, he sat down in a corner
and opened the copy of The Times he had read several times before.
Sir Mohan looked out of the window down at the
crowded platform. His face lit up as he saw two English soldiers trudging
along, looking in all the compartments for room. They had their haversacks
slung behind their backs, and walked unsteadily. Sir Mohan decided to welcome
them, even though they were entitled only to travel in second class. He would
speak to the guard.
One of the soldiers came up to the last
compartment and stuck his face through the window. He surveyed the compartment
and noticed the unoccupied berth.
“’Ere, Bill” he shouted. “One ‘ere.”
His companion came up, also looked in, and
looked at Sir Mohan.
“Get the nigger out,” he muttered to his
companion.
They opened the door, and turned to the
half-smiling, half-protesting Sir Mohan.
“Reserved!” yelled Bill.
“Janta—reserved. Army—fauji,” exclaimed Jim,
pointing to his khaki shirt.
“Ek dum jao—get out!”
“I say, I say, surely,” protested Sir Mohan in
his Oxford accent.
The soldiers paused. It almost sounded like
English, but they knew better than to trust their inebriated ears. The engine
whistled and the guard waved his green flag.
They picked up Sir Mohan’s suitcase and flung
it onto the platform. Then followed his thermos flask, bedding, and The Times.
Sir Mohan was livid with rage.
“Presposterous, preposterous,” he shouted,
hoarse with anger. “I’ll have you arrested. Guard, guard!”
Bill and Jim paused. It did sound like
English, but it was too much of the King’s for them.
“Keep yer ruddy mouth shut!” And Jim struck
Sir Mohan flat on the face.
The engine gave another short whistle and the
train began to move. The soldiers caught Sir Mohan by the arms and flung him
out of the train. He reeled backward, tripped on his bedding, and landed on the
suitcase.
“Toodle-oo!”
Sir Mohan’s feet were glued to the earth and
he lost his speech. He stared at the lighted windows of the train going past
him in quickening tempo. The tail end of the train appeared with a red light
and the guard, standing in the open doorway with flags in his hands.
In the interclass zenana compartment was
Lachmi, fair and fat, on whose nose the diamond nose ring glistened against the
station lights. Her mouth was bloated with betel saliva that she had been
storing up to spit as soon as the train had cleared the station. As the train
sped past the lighted part of the platform, Lady Lal spat and sent a jet of red
dribble flying across like a dart.
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